Genetic Engineering = Awesomeness

1) I got bored in my first class on the first day of school. This CAN'T be a good sign.

2) I miss my kitty. Maybe I will catnap her and bring her up here. She could teach that damn Austin a lesson. He does have QUITE the attitude problem.

Austin the Devil Cat (i.e. Evil Spawn)

Fluffy, my precious baby kitty.

3) I am addicted to tic tac's. Somebody take them away from me. I may have minty fresh breath, but with each handful...I die a little inside.

4) I've had a headache for two days now. It blows.

I blame the tic tac's.

5) In the absence of my cat and my boyfriend I have begun sleeping with four stuffed animals. I am slowly regressing. But I love my turtle! And my penguins...and my teddy bear! I fear I will hurt their feelings if I leave one of them out!

6) Starting a semi-low carb diet tomorrow. Wish me luck.

7) I just saw Brad Pitt on Friends. He is too beautiful to be naturally created. I suspect genetic engineering came into play.

8) I went to the gym for the first time in a LOOOONG time. It felt amazing. Remind me to do it again sometime.

9) As a reward for losing weight I am going to buy myself a bikini. Let's hope I ACTUALLY lose weight. Otherwise I feel sorry for the bikini.

10) Seriously, take away the tic tac's.